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	<title>affections</title>
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				<title>Symptoms Similar To Appendicitis, Other Disease</title>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 23 Apr 2007 17:45:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>appendicitis</category><category>right abdomen</category><category>pelvic inflammatory disease</category><category>upper abdomen</category><category>appendix</category><category>duodenal ulcer</category><category>affections</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/symptoms-similar-to-appendicitis-other-disease</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ A precise diagnosis for appendicitis has a high degree of difficulty, due to the resemblance of appendicitis's symptoms to those indicating other inflammations. Thus, a frequent method is to keep under observation the patients with appendicitis suspicion for a temporal interval, to see their]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[ A precise diagnosis for <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/appendicitis" rel="tag">appendicitis</a> has a high degree of difficulty, due to the resemblance of appendicitis's symptoms to those indicating other inflammations. Thus, a frequent method is to keep under observation the patients with appendicitis suspicion for a temporal interval, to see their evolution. The problem may disappear, or develop to classic appendicitis or other disease. <br /><br /> It is the duty of the surgeon to eliminate the suspicion for any other condition similarly to appendicitis or that has similar symptoms. Such conditions are: <br /><br /> * - Meckel's diverticulitis represents little excrescences of the small intestine which are usually found in the lower <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/right+abdomen" rel="tag">right abdomen</a> right next to the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/appendix" rel="tag">appendix</a>. Same as the appendix, the diverticulum can rupture or inflame and it is necessary to take it out by surgical intervention. <br /><br /> * - <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/pelvic+inflammatory+disease" rel="tag">Pelvic inflammatory disease</a>. Found closely to the appendix, the ovary and the right fallopian tube may be affected by sexually transmitted <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/affections" rel="tag">affections</a> of infectious nature, but in most of the cases medication using antibiotics can successfully replace surgery. <br /><br /> * - Right <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/upper+abdomen" rel="tag">upper abdomen</a> conditions of inflammatory nature. Diseases like <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/duodenal+ulcer" rel="tag">duodenal ulcer</a>, gallbladder disease or affections of the liver may generate fluids drain from upper to lower right abdomen and cause a very similar inflammation to that of the appendix. <br /><br /> * - Right =96 side diverticulitis. By exception from the common situation of the left sided diverticulitis of the colon, there can also appear on the right side and, when rupturing, have a strong similarity to appendicitis. <br /><br /> * - Affections of the right kidney such as abscess which, due to the close position of the kidney to the appendix may simulate appendicitis. <br /><br /> Because many conditions of the abdomen share the same symptoms, the causes are in more than one case difficult to determine, but the good thing is that only few abdominal affections are so serious to require more than medication at home. So, the nature of pain is more likely to be determined by severity, location or other aspects.   <bio>For more information visit <a href="http://www.whatcausesappendicitis.com" >http://www.whatcausesappendicitis.com</a>  </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>Cats Bonding With Their Owners</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 08 Nov 2007 02:15:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>cats</category><category>jokess</category><category>physical survival</category><category>experts</category><category>bad vibe</category><category>natural instinct</category><category>psychic</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/cats-bonding-with-their-owners</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ There are a lot of experts out there who say that cats are strictly independent animals. These very same experts state that cats have chosen to associate with humans due to their strategy of survival. Although many argue with this statement, there are many who agree as well =96 although those that]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[ There are a lot of <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/experts" rel="tag">experts</a> out there who say that <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/cats" rel="tag">cats</a> are strictly independent animals. These very same experts state that cats have chosen to associate with humans due to their strategy of survival. Although many argue with this statement, there are many who agree as well =96 although those that agree are normally those in the percentile who don't agree with cats <a href="http://www.<a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/jokess" rel="tag">jokess</a>.info" >http://www.jokess.info</a> <br /><br /> Anyone who has owned a cat will tell you that cats are great at bonding with people, although they are very particular. Normally, a cat will choose someone in the home that he bonds with. You'll know when a cat wants to bond with you, as he will hop on your lap seeking attention or snuggle up to you at night when you are sleeping. Purring is a strong sign of affections, especially with cats that are looking to bond. <br /><br /> Although many experts have tried to figure it out, no one really knows why cats choose a particular person whom they will bond with. It could be the individual's manners, voice, or simply how that person treats the cat. Perhaps it may be the individual is really gentle, or maybe a little more forceful =96 bringing the best out in the cat. <br /><br /> There are a lot of ways that researchers have tried to take this subject, one of which being <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/psychic" rel="tag">psychic</a>. Some say that cats bond with someone due to a "psychic aura" that is compatible with both the person and the cat. If a cat feels that someone is giving them a <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/bad+vibe" rel="tag">bad vibe</a>, they will simply ignore that person. Although this can be true to a sense for some, a majority of those who own cats will tell you that this couldn't be any further from the truth. <br /><br /> Even though there are a lot of theories and speculation out there, no one really knows why cats bond with humans. There's little to no proof available as well, other than cats and their <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/natural+instinct" rel="tag">natural instinct</a> for <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/physical+survival" rel="tag">physical survival</a>. Those who own cats know that cats crave attention, simply to make them feel needed. They love to be pampered by their owners, and will shower you with attention and affection if you just give them the chance. <br /><br /> Those who are new to owning cats may find bonding to be very different. Cats are different from other animals, including dogs, in the sense that they bond different. Different breeds of cats will bond different with their owners, although most prefer affection and attention. The more time you spend around your cat, the more he will bond with you. Over the years, you'll find that the bond you create with your pet has grown very strong =96 and simply cannot be broken.   <bio><a href="http://www.personalss.info" >http://www.personalss.info</a>  </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>You Must Use Good Dog Care</title>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 29 Apr 2006 02:50:01 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>dog care</category><category>dog owner</category><category>dog owners</category><category>breeds of dogs</category><category>pet dog</category><category>dog run</category><category>dogs need</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/you-must-use-good-dog-care</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Having a pet can be one of the greatest blessings for people of any age. Pets often become more like friends to the people who own them. They provide hours of entertainment and fun during the best times in life and they provide comfort and companionship during life's hardest seasons. Many people]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Having a pet can be one of the greatest blessings for people of any age. Pets often become more like friends to the people who own them. They provide hours of entertainment and fun during the best times in life and they provide comfort and companionship during life's hardest seasons. Many people choose to make a dog their pet of choice. When owners practice good <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/dog+care" rel="tag">dog care</a>, dogs can be some of the cleanest and greatest pets on the earth. Not all <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/dog+owner" rel="tag">dog owner</a>s, however, are experienced in good dog care. <br /><br /> Proper dog care is important for all dogs. If you are going to keep a dog as your personal pet then you had better do what it takes to take good care of your dog. There is only one reason for all of the neglected dogs that live in many homes around the world: selfishness. When <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/dog+owners" rel="tag">dog owners</a> are selfish with their time, energy, and affections, good dog care practices fly out the window and dogs are left without owners who really care for them. <br /><br /> If you are a dog owner or are thinking of becoming one, commit to making good dog care choices. One of the biggest things that many people do not realize about dogs or any other pets is that they take time. If you have no extra time in your life then I suggest that maybe having a dog or another pet is not for you right now. <br /><br /> One of the biggest elements of good dog care is taking time to be with and care for your dog. Many <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/breeds+of+dogs" rel="tag">breeds of dogs</a> need owners who will spend lots of time with them and give them attention. You can not ignore your dog and expect to have a good relationship with it. <br /><br /> Good dog care takes much more than time. Any dog owner knows that most dogs take energy. Most <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/dogs+need" rel="tag">dogs need</a> to be walked and played with outside. If you do not have the energy to give your dog the attention it needs then you should consider getting a less demanding pet. Dog care requires consistent attention and playfulness. <br /><br /> An important part of good dog care is keeping tabs on the health of your dog. Providing healthy food, taking time to let your <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/dog+run" rel="tag">dog run</a> outside, making regular visits to a groomer to get haircuts and baths, and of course seeing a veterinarian are all parts of good dog care. <br /><br /> Good dog care means work. But I guarentee that if you put time, energy and care into the life of your dog, you will enjoy being a dog owner and your dog will enjoy living with you for years to come.   <bio>Martin Stoleman has been a dog owner for many years. He loves to advise people who are thinking of getting a dog because he thinks good dog care is so important. Check out more at <a href="http://www.dogcaretimes.info">http://www.dogcaretimes.info</a> </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>Secrets On How To Cook Up Some Hot Romance With Single Women.</title>
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				<pubDate>Sun, 11 Mar 2007 08:27:16 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>romance</category><category>single women</category><category>blatantly</category><category>cooking class</category><category>dim lighting</category><category>cooking classes</category><category>literally</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/secrets-on-how-to-cook-up-some-hot-romance-with-single-women</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[If you really want to cook up some hot romance with single women, think about cooking -- literally. If you're looking for a place where you're in the minority and women are in the majority, go to cooking school. Or, at least sign up for one cooking class. Even if the worst happens and you don't]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[If you really want to cook up some hot <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/romance" rel="tag">romance</a> with <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/single+women" rel="tag">single women</a>, think about cooking -- <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/literally" rel="tag">literally</a>. If you're looking for a place where you're in the minority and women are in the majority, go to cooking school. Or, at least sign up for one <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/cooking+class" rel="tag">cooking class</a>. Even if the worst happens and you don't manage to cook up some romance with single women, you might learn a thing or two about putting together a really yummy dinner.<br /><br /><br /><br /> If Ms. Right doesn't turn up in cooking class, the next woman that comes along is bound to be impressed by your culinary schools. <br /><br /> <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/cooking+classes" rel="tag">Cooking classes</a> can cook up some romance with single women as you cook up your dishes as well. <br /><br /> That's because you'll be one of the few (and perhaps the only) males in the class. There will be competition for your attention, and perhaps even your affections. Just a little of the "oh, clumsy male me, I wish I could manage this. <br /><br /> Can't someone help me?" routine will have them running to your side to guide you. After a few cooking classes you might then turn to cooking up some hot romance, with a "let's get together and try our new recipes" line. <br /><br /> Especially if someone has been really helpful, this is bound to be effective. "You helped me so much, the least I can do is cook for you," is bound to cook up some romance too. <br /><br /> As you look for just the right cooking class, keep in mind that you want one that runs for several weeks. <br /><br /> You want to have time to get to know the single women in the class and figure out just how to cook up some hot romance with the woman (women) of your choice. <br /><br /> Once you have a handle on putting together a fine meal, and the woman of your choice has agreed to test your new found cooking skills, it's time to pull out all the romance stops. <br /><br /> Besides the great meal you're about to cook, don't forget a table setting that's as elegant as it is romantic, a nice wine, some soft music, some <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/dim+lighting" rel="tag">dim lighting</a> or candle light and fresh flowers. <br /><br /> Make it look nice but not so dim or sexy as to be <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/blatantly" rel="tag">blatantly</a> seductive. That could make your guest feel like you've been underhanded about your motives. <br /><br /> Be casual, let her help in the kitchen a little (while she sips your wine, of course) and ask her opinion of your latest music CD. Or, better yet, pick out several that are soothing and sentimental and let her pick. <br /><br /> Avoid hard rock and raucous sounds unless you know she's a devoted fan. <br /><br /> In fact, if somehow the course of a prior conversation has gotten around to music favorites make sure that her favorite singer or group is part of your musical repertoire. <br /><br /> This, then, is how to cook up some hot romance with single women.   <bio>Jason Roberts is a writer for <a href="http://GuaranteedOnlineDatingSystem.com" >http://GuaranteedOnlineDatingSystem.com</a> which is an excellent place to find Dating links, For more information go to:Internet Dating </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>How to Get Your Ex Back and Save Your Relationship!</title>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 21:15:30 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>ill feelings</category><category>new attitude</category><category>i don t care</category><category>negative thoughts</category><category>macho man</category><category>sincerity</category><category>family and friends</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/how-to-get-your-ex-back-and-save-your-relationship</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Stop crying now. Dry your tears. Stop whining too. It's driving your family and friends crazy. So okay, your girl left you. Literally, it's painful and figuratively, it's her of saying "wake up and do something about this relationship else I'll bury you to the darkest chambers of my heart". So what]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Stop crying now. Dry your tears. Stop whining too. It's driving your <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/family+and+friends" rel="tag">family and friends</a> crazy. So okay, your girl left you. Literally, it's painful and figuratively, it's her of saying "wake up and do something about this relationship else I'll bury you to the darkest chambers of my heart". So what are still doing there? Fix yourself and start planning how to get your ex back before its too late.<br><br>Things you need to know and consider in planning how to get your ex back.<br><br>1. "I'm sorry" is not enough. These are just words and even if you say them with all <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/sincerity" rel="tag">sincerity</a> they will remain as plain words. Your ex-girlfriend will be somehow touched by the words but still it won't be enough. The fact that she broke up with you meant that she no longer thinks that saying you're sorry will fix the problems in your relationship. "I'm sorry" should be accompanied by actions.<br><br>2. One great tip on how to get your ex back is to free yourself. Free yourself with anger and <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/negative+thoughts" rel="tag">negative thoughts</a> that can be the outcome of too much pain. Everybody who has gone through a break up knows that there are moments when you blame yourself and then a minute after you'll blame your ex. These are also the time when yesterday you were angry at yourself for letting her go and today you're furious with her for leaving you in the first place. Those conflicting and fluctuating emotions are normal but then you still have to control feelings. See, you're not the only person who's suffering with the break up. Your ex-girlfriend is surely crying as if there's no tomorrow too. If you let go of these <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/ill+feelings" rel="tag">ill feelings</a> then you'll never have to deal with a nagging feeling when you're trying to win her back.<br><br>3. Another tip on how to get your ex back is to quit pretending that you're a <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/macho+man" rel="tag">macho man</a> and stop using the I-don't-care-I-can-find-someone-<a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/new+attitude" rel="tag">new attitude</a>. Be real. If you really love and want to fix things then go for it. Do not second guess yourself and if you really can't hide your tears then don't be ashamed. There's nothing wrong in crying for the exchange of happiness and love. But boy, be wary. Crying is far different from being overly dramatic. Crying naturally can make your ex-girlfriend mushy inside. Being overly dramatic can irk her a lot. And you want your girl to be back in your arms because of love, right, and not because of pity.<br><br>4. One more tip on how to get your ex back is to be passionate and sincere in winning her affections again. A big no-no is to act too desperate. Talk to her, show her that you're willing to make it worth but never plead or beg. Maintain your self-worth because at the end of the day, you have to live with your actions and losing your dignity is another hurtful slap in your face. Just be honest and open with your feeling and she'll see the truth in your eyes.<bio>Want to learn <a TARGET="_NEW" href="http://www.GetYourExBackInstantly.com">how to get your ex back</a>? Get free access to learn the exact secret on how to get your ex back quick, no matter how impossible your situation seems. Go to <a TARGET="_NEW" href="http://www.GetYourExBackInstantly.com">http://www.GetYourExBackInstantly.com</a> NOW!</bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>You Might Be Turning Him Off Unintentionally</title>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 01 Aug 2008 18:15:18 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>friend material</category><category>meaningful relationship</category><category>best bet</category><category>sad reality</category><category>exit route</category><category>boyfriends</category><category>good friends</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/you-might-be-turning-him-off-unintentionally</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Your boyfriends come and go even if it seems that you have been doing the right things. Could it be that you might be turning them off unintentionally? Take for example the usual scenario of casually sleeping with the guy and pretending that you don't want a deeper relationship at the same time,]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Your <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/boyfriends" rel="tag">boyfriends</a> come and go even if it seems that you have been doing the right things. Could it be that you might be turning them off unintentionally? Take for example the usual scenario of casually sleeping with the guy and pretending that you don't want a deeper relationship at the same time, hoping that he will eventually come to his senses by himself.<br><br>Some women think that this is the easiest way to get into a guy's heart. She would think that no man can say no to sex... or could they? <br><br>The <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/sad+reality" rel="tag">sad reality</a> is that men commit to a relationship with a unpredictable women more easily. Sleeping with him frequently would make him realize that you're quite predictable, and that you've given him the best that you have to offer. If you make him see everything now, you can almost be sure that he'll get tired of you easily and begin to plan his <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/exit+route" rel="tag">exit route</a>. That is the sad reality. So before you sleep with him, your <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/best+bet" rel="tag">best bet</a> to hold on to him longer is for you to foster a deep and <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/meaningful+relationship" rel="tag">meaningful relationship</a> with him first. <br><br>Sleeping with him too early in the relationship is just one of the many ways you might be turning him off unintentionally. To increase the probability of you getting into a more meaningful and long lasting relationship, be aware of the following mistakes and try not to commit them.<br><br>Trying to be his BFF. One of the most common mistakes is trying to be buddies to win his heart. A woman might always there beside him whenever he needs somebody to talk to, and helps him fix his problems all the time. Ideally, this is a good thing, as the truth is that the best lovers are also friends. But the wrong move comes when you try to be "just really <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/good+friends" rel="tag">good friends</a>" and forget the romance. If you do this, he may possibly think of you as best <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/friend+material" rel="tag">friend material</a> and nothing else. Of course you do not want him to tell you, his best friend, about the other girl he likes a lot, right?<br><br>Making him jealous. Another mistake is when women try to tell their men about the other men in their lives. Worse is when she makes up stories of her experiences in dating other men, just to see how he will react. Other women take this a notch higher and actually go out with men they don't like just to let the boyfriend realize that maybe he wants her back. <br><br>This will only work for men who are immature and can't take control over their egos. Husband-material, meanwhile, will casually tell you that it's your happiness that he wants and he will just fade out of the picture because, after all, you "have" someone new now. <br><br>Criticism. Shaming your man because he is not ready to commit and itemizing all his faults and shortcomings is backfire on you. Trying to make him "grow up" by criticizing him is a wrong move. You can't make him commit to you so that he can become a better man. This strategy might work if you're selling something on the Internet, but this will make him transfer his affections to the next woman instead of you.<br><br>Do not forget that he is on the lookout for the woman he will love and enjoy life with, not a friend nor a life coach. So think about the common mistakes listed and avoid them at all costs.<bio>Aaron Adams specialises in relationship matters for women. Visit <a href="http://www.datingquestionsforwomen.com/catch-him-and-keep-him">http://www.datingquestionsforwomen.com</a> to find out how to <a href="http://www.datingquestionsforwomen.com/catch-him-and-keep-him">attract and keep the man you like</a>.</bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>All The Secrets Behind French Acne Treatment</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 08 Mar 2007 22:27:05 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>acne blemishes</category><category>acne treatments</category><category>acne treatment</category><category>acne scars</category><category>severe acne</category><category>superficial skin</category><category>dr renaud</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/all-the-secrets-behind-french-acne-treatment</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[The French are known for their great cosmetic products all over the world, and very often French cosmetic companies design their products for both curative and conditioning purposes. This would explain the large number of French acne treatments, sold all over the world either as cream, gel or]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[The French are known for their great cosmetic products all over the world, and very often French cosmetic companies design their products for both curative and conditioning purposes. This would explain the large number of French <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/acne+treatments" rel="tag"><a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/acne+treatment" rel="tag">acne treatment</a>s</a>, sold all over the world either as cream, gel or cleansing solutions. However, the use of such products should be accompanied by sessions at the dermatologist. <br /><br /> One French acne treatment that is worth mentioning involves the use of shots to inject homeopathic or conventional products into the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/superficial+skin" rel="tag">superficial skin</a> layers. Such method uses very fine needles, as it only acts on the outmost skin layer. The products thus introduced under the skin, stimulate the mesoderm, and act on the acne from within your skin. This is a procedure that enjoys wide appreciation in spa centers too. <br /><br /> <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/dr+renaud" rel="tag">Dr Renaud</a> Laboratories are among the best reputed in France for the great French acne treatments they create. Dedicated to skin care for all ages, Dr Renaud Laboratories provide products that cure various acne affections, from mild to intermediate and severe <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/acne+blemishes" rel="tag">acne blemishes</a>. For instance, one of the most well-known French acne treatment is the anti-acne stick, which is usually an invisible formula for the care of local blemishes. <br /><br /> Renaud French acne treatments are easy to use and, applied regularly to the skin, they reduce acne and accelerate the healing process. French acne treatments range from purifying seboregulating creams to cleansing foam formulas for all types of skin. The advantage in such cases lies in the large variety of products, meaning that you may choose one with a more intense formula, depending on how <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/severe+acne" rel="tag">severe acne</a> is. <br /><br /> Teenagers should be very careful with the way they deal with acne, as they are most affected by this skin "disease". Thinking that they can simply grow out of it is not going to prevent them from getting very serious <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/acne+scars" rel="tag">acne scars</a>, that are a lot more difficult to treat. French acne treatments are highly recommended solutions for adults and teenagers, as they reduce the risk of permanent scarring and make sure that the acne remains juvenile. <br /><br /> If you're suffering from very severe acne, French acne treatments should be combined with intensive therapy sessions using the laser technology. A powerful controlled beam of light, acts on the superficial skin level by destroying all the bacteria that is responsible for the acne trouble. Then, avoiding sun exposure and trying to develop a balanced diet, will also help the immune system fight better on skin level, and will stimulate the defenses of your body.   <bio>If you want to learn more about acne treatment please visit our site which is free to the public. You'll find the best tips on everything to do with #main keyword# - <a href="http://www.acnetreatmentcritic.com" >http://www.acnetreatmentcritic.com</a> </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>How To Stop A Divorce When You Are Still In Love</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 31 Jan 2008 04:20:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>marriage troubles</category><category>creative measures</category><category>successful marriage</category><category>stopping a divorce</category><category>backburner</category><category>rational decision</category><category>quick fixes</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/how-to-stop-a-divorce-when-you-are-still-in-love</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ Because it takes two people to support a successful marriage, it can be a difficult situation when one side wants to give up while the other is hoping to work things out. With our modern world full of quick fixes to nearly any problem, it is unfortunate that divorce is sometimes seen as an easy]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[ Because it takes two people to support a <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/successful+marriage" rel="tag">successful marriage</a>, it can be a difficult situation when one side wants to give up while the other is hoping to work things out. With our modern world full of <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/quick+fixes" rel="tag">quick fixes</a> to nearly any problem, it is unfortunate that divorce is sometimes seen as an easy solution. But there are things you can do to stop a divorce if you are determined to fix your marriage. Here are some helpful guidelines to get started. <br /><br /> Take Action <br /><br /> Perhaps the most important part of solving your <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/marriage+troubles" rel="tag">marriage troubles</a> is being proactive in your goals. Too many people sit on the sidelines and hope for a miracle while the situation continues to deteriorate. All this does is empower your spouse to make all the decisions and push you closer towards a break up. <br /><br /> In order to change the direction of things you have to get involved and prove to them that you support your marriage and anything it will take to reach a resolution. This includes attacking the problems and discussing them. Of course you don't want to scare them away by being too aggressive, so make sure you approach them in a manner that provides plenty of opportunity for both sides to share their opinion. <br /><br /> Buy Some Time <br /><br /> Depending on how heated your disagreements have become, you may need to buy some time in order to allow things to cool down. The goal here is push the talk of divorce to the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/backburner" rel="tag">backburner</a> so that each side has more time to make a <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/rational+decision" rel="tag">rational decision</a>. You can accomplish this by simply talking about the issues and setting small goals for your relationship. Even if your spouse has become withdrawn from you can still make these ideas work by offering a timetable or "second chance" to fix the issues. The key is to give yourself some time to put together a better strategy. <br /><br /> Get Creative <br /><br /> The hardest part of <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/stopping+a+divorce" rel="tag">stopping a divorce</a> is coming up with <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/creative+measures" rel="tag">creative measures</a> to reestablish the connection in your relationship. You need to find a way to grab your spouse's attention and make them realize how special your marriage really is. This means you have to find ways to reignite the feelings of love and trust that built your relationship. It could be as simple as surprising them with a special dinner, or something more exciting such as a spontaneous vacation or unique gift. The thing you want to focus on is utilizing the strengths of your relationship to overcome the barriers that are dragging it down. <br /><br /> In order to successfully stop a divorce, there are two key ingredients you need to make any plan work. First you will need an ample amount of time to fix the problems. This may require buying some time on your part, which can be done through creative communication. Secondly, you have to find a way to rebuild the romance and passion that can help you overcome the negative aspects of your marriage. <br /><br /> All this will require some thoughtful planning, but if you truly love your partner than you should be able to genuinely display your affections. Once you have rekindled the romantic aspects the rest will come naturally.   <bio><a href="http://mendingmarriage.com" >http://mendingmarriage.com</a>  </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>Natural Remedies For Children's Vomiting</title>
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				<pubDate>Sat, 08 Dec 2007 06:30:02 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>well balanced diet</category><category>quarter teaspoon</category><category>red beet</category><category>ginger juice</category><category>lime juice</category><category>fresh fruits</category><category>medical value</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/natural-remedies-for-childrens-vomiting</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ The treatment for vomiting will depend upon the actual cause of the trouble in each individual case. In case of gentle vomiting, if it does not occur of its own, it should be induced by tickling of the throat with a feather dipped in oil.  If the parents cannot ascertain the cause, the child]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[ The treatment for vomiting will depend upon the actual cause of the trouble in each individual case. In case of gentle vomiting, if it does not occur of its own, it should be induced by tickling of the throat with a feather dipped in oil. <br /><br /> If the parents cannot ascertain the cause, the child should be kept in bed. He should not be given anything but hot water to drink. Co-operative children can be given warm-water enema to cleanse the bowels. They can be given <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/fresh+fruits" rel="tag">fresh fruits</a> and liquid diet after the acute symptoms are over. Thereafter, they may be allowed gradually to embark upon a well-balanced diet, according to their age, with emphasis on fresh fruits and lightly-cooked vegetables. <br /><br /> In case of vomiting resulting from emotional disorders, the parents and schools teachers should avoid using harsh words while speaking to the child and they should behave with him in such a manner that he looks upon them as friends. The child should be encouraged and entertained so that he forgets what has happened. <br /><br /> Certain home remedies have been found beneficial in the treatment of vomiting. The most important of these is the use of time, which is very valuable for stopping bilious vomiting. Half a teaspoon of fresh <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/lime+juice" rel="tag">lime juice</a> should be mixed with equal quantity of honey and licked two or three times daily in treating the condition. <br /><br /> Ginger is extremely useful in the treatment of vomiting resulting from dyspepsia, flatulence, colic spasms and other painful affections of the stomach and the bowels, not accompanied by fever. A <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/quarter+teaspoon" rel="tag">quarter teaspoon</a> or 15 drops of fresh <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/ginger+juice" rel="tag">ginger juice</a>, mixed with half a teaspoon each of fresh lime and mint juices and a teaspoon of honey, constitutes an effective medicine for treating this condition. It should be taken twice daily. <br /><br /> The juice of <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/red+beet" rel="tag">red beet</a> is another effective remedy for vomiting due to billiousness. About half a cup of the juice with equal quantity of water may be given twice daily. Adding half a teaspoon of lime juice to this juice will increase its <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/medical+value" rel="tag">medical value</a>. <br /><br /> The tender coconut water is also an excellent remedy for vomiting. It has a soothing effect on the stomach and the condition caused by irritation of the stomach may be relieved by drinking half a cup of this water twice daily. <br /><br /> Application of ice bag over the stomach and the spine opposite to it is also an effective method in controlling this condition. Wet abdominal pack or heating compress, applied for one hour, is another valuable remedy for persistent vomiting. This is a cold compress covered in such a manner as to bring warmth.   <bio>Author's sites: <a href="http://www.herbalremedieslk.com" >http://www.herbalremedieslk.com</a> , <a href="http://myshabi.blogspot.com" >http://myshabi.blogspot.com</a> , <a href="http://myaroma.blogspot.com" >http://myaroma.blogspot.com</a>   </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>Quick Scroll Through Appendicitis Exam Types</title>
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				<pubDate>Thu, 26 Apr 2007 17:40:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>diseases of the urinary system</category><category>appendicitis</category><category>barium enema</category><category>stages of inflammation</category><category>composition of urine</category><category>leucocytes</category><category>large intestine</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/quick-scroll-through-appendicitis-exam-types</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ The first steps in order to determine whether a patient has appendicitis or not are the patient's medical history and a physical series of exams. The abdominal lower right portion has a great sensitivity when it is pressed and the patient may also have increased fever. If the pain gets worse in]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[ The first steps in order to determine whether a patient has <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/appendicitis" rel="tag">appendicitis</a> or not are the patient's medical history and a physical series of exams. The abdominal lower right portion has a great sensitivity when it is pressed and the patient may also have increased fever. If the pain gets worse in the moment of releasing pressure, it means that infection got to the peritoneum causing rebound sensitivity. <br /><br /> <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/leucocytes" rel="tag">Leucocytes</a> Count <br /><br /> The number of leucocytes inside human body increases in case of infection. This increase is produced in different degrees following the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/stages+of+inflammation" rel="tag">stages of inflammation</a>. This is not a specific situation for appendicitis, also occurring in case of other diseases so that this method is not enough to give a diagnosis so that other tests are necessary in addition. <br /><br /> The analysis of urine <br /><br /> By means of the microscope, the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/composition+of+urine" rel="tag">composition of urine</a> is analyzed to establish whether besides leucocytes and red blood cells there are also bacteria. But this procedure is not recommended in case of inflammation or affection of the kidneys or bladder, because it looses accuracy. <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/diseases+of+the+urinary+system" rel="tag">Diseases of the urinary system</a> can often be confused with appendicitis and it is also possible for urine to appear normal in case of appendicitis. <br /><br /> Abdominal X-Ray <br /><br /> For children, X-ray scan proved itself very effective in the identification of faeces that block the appendix, this method having sometimes the same good results in diagnosing appendicitis in adults. <br /><br /> Ultrasound <br /><br /> This procedure implies the identification of internal organs by means of sound waves, but the appendix is perceived only in half of the cases. The impossibility to perceive this structure doesn't necessarily exclude the possibility of inflammation. Ultrasound is more effective in women because of its capacity to identify ovarian or fallopian tubes problems that can be taken for appendicitis. <br /><br /> <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/barium+enema" rel="tag">Barium Enema</a> <br /><br /> This method uses an insertion of liquid barium through the anus to fill the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/large+intestine" rel="tag">large intestine</a>. This test usually identifies modifications of colon's shape that might suggest an inflammation and also the presence of other affections such as Crohn's disease. <br /><br /> CT scan <br /><br /> Besides the cases of pregnancy CT scan is very effective in identifying a possible abscess and excluding the possibility of other conditions with similarly symptoms to those of appendicitis. <br /><br /> Laparoscopy <br /><br /> Through a small camera attached to a thin tube inserted in the abdominal region, a general view of the internal organs, including the appendix in obtained. This method is very useful because it also provides the possibility of immediate surgery but it requires general anaesthesia. <br /><br /> No test can tell for sure whether the patient has appendicitis or not, so, in case of suspicion, the patient has to be supervised by a doctor for a while, take one or more of the tests above or have a surgical intervention.   <bio>For more information visit <a href="http://www.whatcausesappendicitis.com" >http://www.whatcausesappendicitis.com</a>  </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>The Ins And Outs Of Katie Price's Relationships</title>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 18 Apr 2008 13:51:36 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>family rituals</category><category>birthdays anniversaries</category><category>self indulgence</category><category>nasty habit</category><category>unfortunate mistake</category><category>mystical things</category><category>katie price</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/the-ins-and-outs-of-katie-prices-relationships</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ Jordan has intense, passionate loves and hates and is a jealously loyal and protective friend or a fearsome foe. Katie Price has a nasty habit of holding onto past hurts, resentments and guilt - and to keep such feelings to herself. She must learn to forgive and let go, as well as to express her]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[ Jordan has intense, passionate loves and hates and is a jealously loyal and protective friend or a fearsome foe. <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/katie+price" rel="tag">Katie Price</a> has a <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/nasty+habit" rel="tag">nasty habit</a> of holding onto past hurts, resentments and guilt - and to keep such feelings to herself. She must learn to forgive and let go, as well as to express her feelings openly and directly, rather than hiding or repressing them. She is secretive and inclined to brooding silences, and it is difficult for others to really know her inner core, for Katie Price only trusts and opens herself to a select few. Allowing herself to be vulnerable and to relinquish control in relationships is not easy for Katie Price. <br /><br /> There is a side to Katie Price which loves comfort and the easy life, and she can be lazy and overly permissive with herself. She enjoys being taken care of and pampered, and self-indulgence is always a temptation for Katie. If Jordan's parents made the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/unfortunate+mistake" rel="tag">unfortunate mistake</a> of indulging her too much as a child, this may be a very hard habit to break. <br /><br /> She is very impressionable and extremely sensitive to her surroundings. Jordan may be especially sensitive to noise as well as bright lights and sunshine. Katie Price may also want to learn about the deeper dimensions of life, the occult or <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/mystical+things" rel="tag">mystical things</a>. <br /><br /> Sensitive and sentimental, Katie Price is deeply attached to her family, old friends, familiar places and the past. She is romantic and tender in love relationships, and it is of utmost importance to Katie Price to remember birthdays, anniversaries, <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/family+rituals" rel="tag">family rituals</a> and other personally significant days. Katie Price seeks caring, emotional support, and security in her love relationships. Jordan likes to be needed, as well as to cherish and protect her loved ones, of whom she is somewhat possessive. <br /><br /> Katie Price is a very sociable, congenial person and she wilts very quickly without relationships with good friends and people to share good times with. Katie Price thoroughly enjoys working with others on group projects or community activities. She is quite happy when she is a part of a club, support group, or team of some sort. She is kindhearted and generous with both her money and her affections, and she is not happy if she has to budget or restrict herself in any way. Pettiness or stinginess is foreign to Jordan's nature and Katie Price feels most comfortable in an elegant, beautiful atmosphere. Asceticism is not for Katie Price. Gracious and charitable, she enjoys sponsoring social events or cultural activities. Katie Price has an optimistic, friendly attitude towards others and tends to bring out the finer side of people. She is likely to fall in love with someone who is successful, noble and idealistic.   <bio>Article can be reprinted with copyright addressed to Shlomo Tommer, partner with Top Synergy Relationships Group [<a href="http://www.topsynergy.com/" >http://www.topsynergy.com/</a>], and editor of Katie Price's Astro Profile [<a href="http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/Katie_Price/" >http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/Katie_Price/</a>].  </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>How The Treatment For Lupus Works</title>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 20 Mar 2007 01:52:03 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>systemic lupus erythematosus</category><category>auto immune diseases</category><category>sle</category><category>musculoskeletal disorders</category><category>remission</category><category>immune system</category><category>diagnosis</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/how-the-treatment-for-lupus-works</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[With auto immune diseases, the body's cells, which are healthy, are attacked by the immune system's antibodies. This is also the case of systemic lupus erythematosus, a disease that also exposes the affected people to other severe health problems generated by the malfunction of the immune system.]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[With <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/auto+immune+diseases" rel="tag">auto immune diseases</a>, the body's cells, which are healthy, are attacked by the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/immune+system" rel="tag">immune system</a>'s antibodies. This is also the case of <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/systemic+lupus+erythematosus" rel="tag">systemic lupus erythematosus</a>, a disease that also exposes the affected people to other severe health problems generated by the malfunction of the immune system. <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/musculoskeletal+disorders" rel="tag">Musculoskeletal disorders</a>, like arthritis or osteoporosis; heart, liver, kidney and lung conditions; affections of the nervous system and those of the skin, such as lupus rash, are much more severe and dangerous for patients with lupus than for healthy people. <br /><br /> Systemic lupus erythematosus has a chameleonic nature, and its gallery of possible symptoms is enormous and difficult to identify, because most of them are not specific. This is what makes this disease so hard to diagnose. The symptoms themselves generate possible errors of <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/diagnosis" rel="tag">diagnosis</a> and the correct one cannot be achieved only by means of the patient's declarations. It takes more than that and the response leads to the results of laboratory analyses. Once the diagnosis is confirmed, the adequate treatment will be immediately prescribed, according to the patient's particular case. <br /><br /> It is necessary for the treatment to cover the unpredictable nature of the disease. <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/sle" rel="tag">SLE</a> is a continuous alternation of relapsing and <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/remission" rel="tag">remission</a> periods, and the treatment's goal is to make the remission periods last for as long as possible. The next step is the improvement of the SLE's symptoms. This disease doesn't go away but it may be prevented from causing more damage to the person it affects and this can only be achieved with proper treatment. The fact that lupus is a strongly chronic disorder implies that the medication must be permanently administered. <br /><br /> The early phases of SLE, in which the patients don't experience severe symptoms, determine the treatment to direct its power to the prevention of the complications that come with this disease. In case of a violent form of lupus, the treatment's attention turns to the blockage of the immune system's attacks on the organism. <br /><br /> The usually prescribed treatments for systemic lupus erythematosus are corticosteroids, antimalarials, NSAIDs and cytotoxic medicines. When the blockage of malign antibodies production is necessary, biologic medications are used. Very frequently used are also analgesics and sedatives. In the particularly severe cases, the treatment for lupus may also involve powerful antibiotics. <br /><br /> Antimalarials are used in order to diminish the inflammations and the lesions on the skin generated by the disease and have good results for systemic lupus erythematosus as well as for discoid lupus erythematosus. <br /><br /> Corticosteroids are frequently used to control lupus by controlling the activity of the immune system in order to minimize the damages produced by its malfunction. They are extremely powerful drugs. <br /><br /> Cytotoxic medicines have strong effects and are only given in severe lupus commonly in association with corticosteroids. They are used to block the formation of the nocive antibodies. <br /><br /> NSAIDs have as main goal to decrease the inflammation and the rigidity of the articulations and to relieve the muscular pain.  <bio>For more information visit <a href="http://www.informationonlupus.com" >http://www.informationonlupus.com</a> </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>Napoleon Dynamite (DVD) Review</title>
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				<pubDate>Tue, 25 Apr 2006 05:50:04 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>napoleon dynamite</category><category>movie napoleon</category><category>hilarious comedy</category><category>tina majorino</category><category>jon gries</category><category>aaron ruell</category><category>efren ramirez</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/napoleon-dynamite-dvd-review</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[One of the more absurd movies of the decade, Napoleon Dynamite nonetheless manages to be a hilarious comedy in its own right. Featuring a unique brand of alienated-teenage humor, the film relies more on its well-timed pauses and character body language than on zinging one-liners. If you enjoy its]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[One of the more absurd movies of the decade, <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/napoleon+dynamite" rel="tag">Napoleon Dynamite</a> nonetheless manages to be a <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/hilarious+comedy" rel="tag">hilarious comedy</a> in its own right. Featuring a unique brand of alienated-teenage humor, the film relies more on its well-timed pauses and character body language than on zinging one-liners. If you enjoy its subtle humor, then Napoleon Dynamite is a film you'll find utterly hilarious. Otherwise, it might cause boredom or outright confusion. The film has a near non-existent storyline, but what it lacks in plot, it makes up for with its witty and hilarious comedy sequences... <br /><br /> Jon Heder plays the title role of Napoleon Dynamite, an estranged and nerdy high school youth living with his grandmother and older brother, Kip (<a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/aaron+ruell" rel="tag">Aaron Ruell</a>), in Preston, Idaho. Sporting a clueless, unchanging facial expression throughout the movie, Napoleon simply glides through life, getting kicked around, pushed into lockers, and watching life pass by. When a Spanish student named Pedro (<a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/efren+ramirez" rel="tag">Efren Ramirez</a>) moves into town, Napoleon befriends the social outcast. The two drone on and on about myriad subjects, such as who to take to the upcoming dance. Fellow socially-challenged student Deb (<a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/tina+majorino" rel="tag">Tina Majorino</a>) becomes the object of their affections. <br /><br /> Meanwhile, Kip trolls the Internet chat rooms in search of women, and Napoleon's Uncle Rico (<a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/jon+gries" rel="tag">Jon Gries</a>) moves in with the boys while their grandmother is away. Uncle Rico's own exploits add to the hilarity of a film with little in the way of substance, at least until Pedro decides to run for class president against the school's most popular girl, Summer (Haylie Duff). Now, Napoleon and Pedro must work against all odds to win the school election... <br /><br /> The true strength of Napoleon Dynamite is its clan of outrageous characters, characters that are so outrageously ridiculous that every viewer can point out the mirror image of that character from his own high school yearbook or current life experience. The arrested social development of Napoleon and his friends are amplified for effect within the film's context, drawing the viewer into a Lord of the Flies world of Darwinian adolescence. The humor is sometimes subtle, and Napoleon Dynamite is not to be confused with an Academy Award winning drama. But if you like stupid movies such Dumb And Dumber, then this is the film for you. <br /><br /> Napoleon Dynamite is a unique comedy which pushes the boundaries of plot-challenged, immature filmmaking. In short, you'll love it. Most of the characters are so pathetic, you'll find yourself laughing at them simply because they exist. One of the biggest surprises of 2004, Napoleon Dynamite is an oddball comedy that definitely ranks as a must-see movie...   <bio>Britt Gillette is author of The DVD Report (<a href="http://thedvdreport.blogspot.com">http://thedvdreport.blogspot.com</a>), a blog where you can find more reviews like this one. </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>I Saw Mummy Kissing Santa Claus</title>
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				<pubDate>Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:29:32 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>parma violets</category><category>object of your affections</category><category>last rolo</category><category>colour meaning</category><category>spirit of christmas</category><category>romantic christmas</category><category>christmas is a time</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/i-saw-mummy-kissing-santa-claus</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Imagine that? I wonder what it must be like for any child to sneak downstairs during the night and see mummy kissing Santa Claus would they be upset, or would they simply be amazed to see Santa the 'real deal' standing in their own home?What they probably wouldn't consider though is that the man]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Imagine that? I wonder what it must be like for any child to sneak downstairs during the night and see mummy kissing Santa Claus would they be upset, or would they simply be amazed to see Santa the 'real deal' standing in their own home?<br><br>What they probably wouldn't consider though is that the man they're mistaking for good old Santa Claus is in all likelihood daddy in disguise. Mummy isn't engaging in some illicit affair with the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/spirit+of+christmas" rel="tag">spirit of Christmas</a>, but is instead giving the man in her life her own special romantic gift. Of course, there is also the question of why exactly he's dressed up as Santa Claus when the kids are in bed, but we can come to that later.<br><br><a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/christmas+is+a+time" rel="tag">Christmas is a time</a> for loved-ones to express their true feelings for one another with romantic gifts maybe even with a silver love heart sweet. Although now available in something a little more long lasting that sugar, these sweets are originally the creation of the same firm behind the ubiquitous <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/parma+violets" rel="tag">Parma Violets</a>, and are somewhat reminiscent of innocent schoolyard romances.<br><br>One of the great things about these sweets is that the message changed with the flavour which was always suggestive of fruit, but not quite that good and perhaps even the colour, meaning that the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/object+of+your+affections" rel="tag">object of your affections</a> could have a new taste experience not to mention a new romantic gift that entirely suited either your mood, or their taste. And seeing as there was a whole packet of the things, you could say I love you, or great lips, or even marry me, as often as you wanted to.<br><br>But fizzy sweets aren't the only way to let someone know how you feel when it comes to confectionary, <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/romantic+christmas" rel="tag">romantic christmas</a> gifts can also come in the form of that <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/last+rolo" rel="tag">last Rolo</a>. Now available in hallmarked gold, one of the greatest symbols of love ever devised by a manufacturer of confectionary is essentially little more than chocolate and caramel. But to see this sweet in such an unromantic way is to undermine its true significance as a gift of love after all, Rolo's are so delicious that you'd have to really love someone to give the last one away as a romantic gift.<br><br>But romance and romantic gifts aren't all about confectionary, especially during the Christmas period. Indeed, if we consider the work of Edward Monkton the author of an illustrated book on the loveliest of human emotions love could be depicted by two dinosaurs - one of which is trapped in a cage of ice. The second dinosaur in the scene is so lovely that he or she is able to melt the cage, simply by thinking nice things and by using loving words. It just goes to show that love in its simplest of forms can be one of the most inspirational of all romantic gifts.<br><br>But what about music? For anyone looking to give their feelings a melodic accompaniment, where better to look than Love Symbol? For fans of the artist formerly known as the artist formerly known as Prince, what could be a more romantic gift than the musical legend's tenth studio album. Who wouldn't want to listen to Sweet Baby on Christmas morning? And the lyrics to I Wanna Melt with U are enough to make anyone go weak at the knees. Of course, there's also Sexy M.F, but it's probably a good idea to wait until the kids have gone to bed before hitting play.<br><br>But of course, all of these musings don't resolve the predicament of what to do if mummy is busted whilst kissing 'Santa' under the tree. Should the child's dreams be shattered by the news that Santa is in fact daddy, or should parents allow the mystery to continue? It's a tough question, and there are no easy answers. But then perhaps we should instead consider the question from another perspective. Exactly what is daddy doing dressing up as Santa when the kids are fast asleep in bed? Maybe that's his romantic gift to mummy.<bio>To explore our range of <a href="http://www.gettingpersonal.co.uk">christmas gifts</a> further, please visit our website at http://www.gettingpersonal.co.uk.</bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>Your Year Round Companion The MX-5</title>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 28 Mar 2008 09:40:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>geneva motor show</category><category>guinness book of records</category><category>cult status</category><category>mx 5</category><category>top offers</category><category>weight distribution</category><category>foibles</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/your-year-round-companion-the-mx-5</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ After a 17-year-long love affair with motorists the world over, some might question why it's taken Mazda so long to propose an even better version of their neat little MX-5. But they have...  And now, just when you thought your relationship with the world's best selling roadster was ticking along]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[ After a 17-year-long love affair with motorists the world over, some might question why it's taken Mazda so long to propose an even better version of their neat little MX-5. But they have... <br /><br /> And now, just when you thought your relationship with the world's best selling roadster was ticking along quite nicely, there's another suitor on the horizon for your affections. It's got all the attributes and <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/foibles" rel="tag">foibles</a> you've got used to over the years as you've driven around in your MX-5. Only now, with its retractable hard top that takes just 12 seconds to transform it to top up or top down motoring, it'll happily be your partner all year round. <br /><br /> For a car that's had <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/cult+status" rel="tag">cult status</a> since it was launched back in 1989 there have been surprisingly few changes over the years. <br /><br /> The car launched just a year ago at the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/geneva+motor+show" rel="tag">Geneva Motor Show</a> was only the third incarnation, hence giving credence to the phrase 'if it ain't broke don't fix it'. It's in the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/guinness+book+of+records" rel="tag">Guinness Book of Records</a> as the most successful open two seater vehicle ever, with over 750,000 sold. The concept then has worked well. 50:50 <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/weight+distribution" rel="tag">weight distribution</a>, north south engine placement, classic two seater design with a long bonnet and short rear end and its manually retractable soft top. But we all get a bit lazy with age, don't we? It was no hardship to raise or lower the soft top, especially on the latest version launched last year, when you literally just threw it back and it all fell into place. <br /><br /> But in a major concession to the, quite frankly, lazy motorist, all you have to do on this model is release the latch and press a button. Simple as that. Mazda are convinced they will expand their world wide fan base of the MX-5 with this version, appealing to those who've never owned an MX-5 but find the thought of open top roadster fun quite appealing, with the fall back of the added comfort a hard <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/top+offers" rel="tag">top offers</a>. Where it scores big time is in not needing to take up valuable boot space, which is at a premium in a car like the Mazda anyway. The hard top drops into the space behind the two comfy seats, leaving the boot volume the same as the soft topper. Spatial economy or what? <br /><br /> Our test car dished up plenty of fun during its spell and even thought the weather was typically British we still managed a spell of top down running as the sun made a short and quite frankly feeble attempt to cheer everyone up. With the aircon not even on high setting and with the side windows up, the roadster showed what a great fun car it is to drive, its punchy six speed gearbox picking the ratios with a satisfying click, and the car displaying its inbuilt ability to corner swiftly and safely. <br /><br /> There's a choice of three powertrains - 1.8i or 2.0i with five speed gearbox, or the 2.0i Sport with six speed box. Prices start from =A318,210 on the road, which represents a relatively modest =A31,200 premium over the soft top model. Every model has stylish alloys to give it the premium appearance it deserves, and every model has an ipod connector in the glovebox which is linked to the steering wheel mounted audio controls. So you can listen to your favourite tunes through a top drawer BOSE sound system while driving your favourite roadster. Top up or top down. Great fun.   <bio>Information on new cars can be found at <a href="http://www.motorstoday.co.uk" >http://www.motorstoday.co.uk</a>  </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>The Ins And Outs Of Jessica Simpson's Relationships</title>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 08 Oct 2007 20:30:00 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>jessica simpson</category><category>sex simpson</category><category>gullible</category><category>opposite sex</category><category>bored</category><category>temperamental</category><category>wholeheartedly</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/the-ins-and-outs-of-jessica-simpsons-relationships</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ Jessica Simpson loves deeply, passionately and wholeheartedly, and others may find her intensity either extremely attractive or threatening. She is charismatic and can have a powerful emotional impact on others, especially those of the opposite sex. Simpson may use her attractiveness to manipulate]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[ <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/jessica+simpson" rel="tag">Jessica Simpson</a> loves deeply, passionately and <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/wholeheartedly" rel="tag">wholeheartedly</a>, and others may find her intensity either extremely attractive or threatening. She is charismatic and can have a powerful emotional impact on others, especially those of the <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/opposite+sex" rel="tag">opposite sex</a>. Simpson may use her attractiveness to manipulate others, sometimes without even realizing it. <br /><br /> In a love relationship, Jessica Simpson is more interested in the person's sense of humor and intelligence than in her physique. Jessica likes a partner who is mentally alive and keeps her guessing and Jessica Simpson becomes restless and <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/bored" rel="tag">bored</a> with someone who never asks questions, changes or surprises her. It is very important to Jessica Simpson's happiness to talk, share ideas, go places together and learn new things together. Jessica Simpson needs ample social stimulation, is somewhat of a flirt, and likes to have many friends of both sexes. Simpson finds a possessive, jealous partner very stifling. <br /><br /> Jessica Simpson tends to be attracted to people who are not quite what they seem. <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/gullible" rel="tag">Gullible</a>, romantic and rather easily seduced, Jessica frequently falls in love with an image in her own mind, which she then projects onto the object of her affections, only to discover later that this person never really had the lovely qualities she endowed her with. Jessica Simpson also confuses love relationships with pity, sacrifice, or misplaced notions of selfishness, thereby setting herself up to be taken advantage of. She is capable of great devotion to a spiritual cause, for she is actually seeking some sort of transcendent or mystical experience through love. <br /><br /> Simpson works well with the public and has an instinct for what the public wants and will respond to. Having a nest is not especially important to Jessica, and she may invest more of her emotional energy into her career or public life than in her private life. Providing and caring for others, in a professional capacity is very likely. Yet, she is <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/temperamental" rel="tag">temperamental</a> and impatient and can be very difficult to live with. Jessica Simpson tends to respond with a temper tantrum if her desires are frustrated. Jessica Simpson becomes very irritable and bad-tempered if she lacks vigorous physical activity or other outlets for her aggressive, feisty spirit. <br /><br /> Jessica does not appear to be an intensely emotional or sentimental person, and she is often unaware of her own or other people's deeper feelings and emotional needs. Tears and tantrums bewilder her and make her very uncomfortable. Jessica would rather settle differences by talking things out reasonably and rationally, but she tends to ignore or poke fun at any attempt to probe her own or others' inner depths. She may also avoids heavy, demanding emotional relationships and making personal commitments. <br /><br /> Jessica is attracted to foreigners, exotic places, traveling, and to people who can expand her horizons, teach her something, or show Simpson places and worlds she has never experienced before. Sharing a philosophy or ideal with her love partner is important to her. Also, Jessica Simpson feels love and kinship for people everywhere, not only with her own family, nationality, or group. Finding similarities and making links between people from differing backgrounds or with different perspectives is a gift of hers.   <bio>Article can be reprinted with copyright addressed to Shlomo Tommer, partner with Top Synergy Relationships Group [<a href="http://www.topsynergy.com/" >http://www.topsynergy.com/</a>], and editor of Jessica Simpson's Astro Profile [<a href="http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/Jessica_Simpson/" >http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/Jessica_Simpson/</a>].  </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>The Beginning Of Satellite TV</title>
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				<pubDate>Wed, 20 Dec 2006 22:27:07 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>satellite television network</category><category>satellite tv</category><category>satellite transmissions</category><category>artificial satellite</category><category>tivo</category><category>launch</category><category>u s air force</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/the-beginning-of-satellite-tv</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Maybe we haven't conquered outer space yet, but there's little argument that we have made bang-up progress since the first attempts to get into the heavens. The space age actually began in 1946, when captured German V-2 rockets were used to take measurements in the upper atmosphere. Prior to this,]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Maybe we haven't conquered outer space yet, but there's little argument that we have made bang-up progress since the first attempts to get into the heavens. The space age actually began in 1946, when captured German V-2 rockets were used to take measurements in the upper atmosphere. Prior to this, scientists used balloons that went up about 20 miles and radio waves were used to study the ionosphere. This continued to about 1952. <br /><br /> The U.S. had been considering <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/launch" rel="tag">launch</a>ing orbital satellites since 1945 under the Bureau of Aeronautics of the United States Navy. The U.S. Air Force at first considered satellites to be a tool for science, politics, and propaganda. Following pressure by the American Rocket Society, the National Science Foundation, and the International Geophysical Year, military interest picked up and in early 1955 the Air Force and Navy were working on Project Orbiter, which involved using a Jupiter C rocket to launch a little satellite called Explorer 1 on January 31, 1958. <br /><br /> Meanwhile, in 1957 the Soviet Union launched Sputnik, the earth's first <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/artificial+satellite" rel="tag">artificial satellite</a>. It sent back the first images of outer space, beating the United States by one year, and resulting in the first <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/satellite+transmissions" rel="tag">satellite transmissions</a> from room. >From that we have evolved to what we take for granted today in terms of satellite television. This is considered the beginning of the room race between the U.S and the U.S.S.R. <br /><br /> This contention between the Soviet Union and the United States pretty much ushered in the beginning of satellite intercommunication. By 1973, Canada's satellite Anik I became the world's first <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/satellite+television+network" rel="tag">satellite television network</a>. It was primitive by today's standards, but it was a start. See more of this subject at <a href="http://www.yesastronomy.com" >http://www.yesastronomy.com</a>. <br /><br /> Today, the method of <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/satellite+tv" rel="tag">Satellite TV</a> has gotten very effective: we now get clear signals, reliable transmission, and several providers that guarantee that there's always something good to watch. And, with VCRs and <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/tivo" rel="tag">TiVo</a> you can record your favorite shows and watch them when it's convenient for you. <br /><br /> The coach potatoes of this today thus began their affections for TV satellite networks. HBO began broadcasting their signals to cable companies, who sold you access to the channel via subscription. The problem, naturally, was that for every channel you subscribed to you had to pay a little extra. This was not acceptable news for the austere channel surfers who want to have over 100 channels accessible. And it got pretty frustrating for those who heard about a new movie or sports event being shown, only to discover that the signal was blocked and accessible only to premium subscribers. <br /><br /> But soon cable companies and satellite dish companies recognized the potential in making satellite television transmission accessible to everyone at an affordable price. Today it's hard to find a household that does not have cable or satellite broadcasted into their habitat. <br /><br /> So maybe the space race of history isn't what it used to be. We may or may not colonize Mars in our lifetime. But at least we can watch transmissions from around the world in real time. Remote control fans rejoice!   <bio>Yvonne Volante, the author, is a big fan of star-gazing and writes for yesastronomy.com, which is the premier astronomy and space resource on the internet. You can see all of the articles over at <a href="http://www.yesastronomy.com" >http://www.yesastronomy.com</a> </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>The Ins And Outs Of Bob Marley's Relationships</title>
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				<pubDate>Mon, 21 Apr 2008 07:17:10 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>exciting chase</category><category>hidden motives</category><category>dynamic partner</category><category>spiritual cause</category><category>superficial appearances</category><category>love relationships</category><category>independent streak</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/the-ins-and-outs-of-bob-marleys-relationships</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[ Bob Marley tends to be attracted to people who are not quite what they seem. Gullible, romantic and rather easily seduced, Bob frequently falls in love with an image in his own mind, which he then projects onto the object of his affections, only to discover later that this person never really had]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[ Bob Marley tends to be attracted to people who are not quite what they seem. Gullible, romantic and rather easily seduced, Bob frequently falls in love with an image in his own mind, which he then projects onto the object of his affections, only to discover later that this person never really had the lovely qualities he endowed her with. Bob Marley also confuses <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/love+relationships" rel="tag">love relationships</a> with pity, sacrifice, or misplaced notions of selfishness, thereby setting himself up to be taken advantage of. He is capable of great devotion to a <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/spiritual+cause" rel="tag">spiritual cause</a>, for he is actually seeking some sort of transcendent or mystical experience through love. <br /><br /> He is not content with <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/superficial+appearances" rel="tag">superficial appearances</a> and is always probing beneath the surface of things for <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/hidden+motives" rel="tag">hidden motives</a>. Bob Marley has a great deal of emotional depth. However, his own feelings and emotions are something of an enigma to Bob, and it is often difficult for him to share with others what he is feeling. That is why Bob Marley frequently withdraws from contact with the world, and needs a healing, peaceful environment in order to blossom and come out of his. <br /><br /> His love feelings and desires are easily aroused but he may find it difficult to sustain his romantic interest in relationships after the initial, <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/exciting+chase" rel="tag">exciting chase</a> and conquest stage. Bob Marley enjoys a <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/dynamic+partner" rel="tag">dynamic partner</a> with a strong <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/independent+streak" rel="tag">independent streak</a>, and he does not like things to become too peaceful or predictable in the love arena. Bob wants to see sparks fly once in awhile, even if it means instigating a fight. <br /><br /> Bob likes and needs people, and others genuinely like him too. He enjoys a wide circle of friends who are like family to him. Entertaining, partying, social activities, and fellowship are essential ingredients for his emotional well-being. Marley is rambunctious and a little rowdy at times, and he enjoys sharing this kind of energy with his friends. Making noise, cheering at a football game, or even getting into a friendly fight all seem like a good time to him. In fact, Bob Marley needs to do these things or otherwise he gets crabby. <br /><br /> His thinking is dictated by his feelings and Marley may rely on his intuitions and impressions rather than practical means. His advice may often be sought and heeded, because Bob Marley seems to know and understand what motivates others. Bob Marley has a strong desire for genuine understanding with others and finds it easy to share his feelings with them. His feelings toward others are very loving and Bob is likely to have a lot in common with many of his friends. <br /><br /> Bob Marley loves deeply, passionately and wholeheartedly, and others may find his intensity either extremely attractive or threatening. He is charismatic and can have a powerful emotional impact on others, especially those of the opposite sex. Marley may use his attractiveness to manipulate others, sometimes without even realizing it. His feelings are very powerful and Bob Marley expresses them vividly. His romantic relationships are likely to be very passionate and deep. Bob Marley has a tendency to go to extremes in love relationships and may be driven by inner compulsion rather than rational thinking. <br /><br /> His artistic feeling or perception gives Bob Marley a strong creative potential. Bob has the ability to think in forms or shapes and also to tune into rhythms such as dancing, gymnastics and song. His physical coordination could be excellent as well.   <bio>Article can be reprinted with copyright addressed to Shlomo Tommer, partner with Top Synergy Relationships Group [<a href="http://www.topsynergy.com/" >http://www.topsynergy.com/</a>], and editor of Bob Marley's Astro Profile [<a href="http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/Bob_Marley/" >http://famous-relationships.topsynergy.com/Bob_Marley/</a>].  </bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>Roses Are Red, Violets Are Blue - Much More Special if They're Named After You!</title>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 14 Nov 2008 23:36:26 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>timeless poem</category><category>winter evenings</category><category>valentine s day cards</category><category>valentine s day</category><category>lonely winter</category><category>roses are red violets</category><category>silver gift</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/roses-are-red-violets-are-blue-much-more-special-if-theyre-named-after-you</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Romance is something we all long for. Even the most cynical amongst us must surely secretly yearn for someone special to spend time with, and cuddle up with on those cold lonely winter evenings. And what better way to woo a loved one than with poetry?Whether it comes as part of a collection of]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Romance is something we all long for. Even the most cynical amongst us must surely secretly yearn for someone special to spend time with, and cuddle up with on those cold lonely <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/winter+evenings" rel="tag">winter evenings</a>. And what better way to woo a loved one than with poetry?<br><br>Whether it comes as part of a collection of romantic gifts, or even if it's used on its own, poetry can be an effective way to make someone special go weak at the knees. Indeed, poetry has a rich and profound history that is believed to actually predate literacy. It is thought that the earliest examples of poetry were orally recited and were often used as a way of remembering things of historical significance. After all, if you can't write things down, how else are you going to keep a note of things for future generations to remember?<br><br>Poetry, as we know it today, can be written in a number of different forms. And while many will be familiar with sonnets, haiku and odes, there is so much more to this beautiful artistic form; the broad spectrum of poetic forms also includes jintishi, sestina and villanelle. Poetry can also fall into a number of different genres, such as narrative, epic and satirical. However, the well-known poem that starts with roses are red, violets are blue, is so famous it must surely fall into a category all on its own?<br><br>Potentially adorning countless numbers of romantic gifts, not to mention Valentine's Day cards, this poem traditionally ends with the lines: Sugar is sweet; and so are you. But, rather than simply relying upon this <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/timeless+poem" rel="tag">timeless poem</a> to let someone know how you feel, what if you could go further and actually name a rose after someone special? So, if this is something you've always wanted to do, why not opt for the Name a Rose Gift Box?<br><br>Arguably one of the most quixotic of all romantic gifts, the Name a Rose Gift Box is one of the best ways to show that special person just how special you think they are. Presented in a stylish <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/silver+gift" rel="tag">silver gift</a> box, the Name a Rose gift includes everything you and that special person needs, including a special pack of seeds and a personalised A5 certificate. The set also includes a handy set of instructions, so hopefully it won't just be love that starts to blossom.<br><br>Fans of romantic gifts might also like to consider either the personalised rose petal print or card. Personalised with any name of your choice, this beautiful picture is sure to make any heart melt, particularly when presented as either an A4 or A3-sized print.<br><br>However, if poetry is more your thing but you wish to avoid the more obvious ways to express your deepest emotions why not opt for the classic Japanese haiku. Poetic romantic gifts using this form are usually written in three lines when English is used; however, traditional Japanese haiku were originally written using one vertical line. Interestingly, even today haiku should ideally contain one word that accurately reflects the season in which the poem has been written.<br><br>This poetic form can be used for topics that make explicit references to love or romance; but even if they don't, they can still make beautiful and romantic gifts. Indeed, some of the most beautiful haiku are about death and the most mundane aspects of life. An individual traditionally wrote Japanese haiku on death when they knew the moment of their passing was drawing close; other styles, including Chinese and waka were also used.<br><br>Whatever form of poem you eventually plumb for, as long as you make sure it comes from the heart, you cannot help but impress the object of your affections. And if you are the cynical one who doesn't believe in romance, then perhaps you'll be swayed by such romantic gifts especially if they're named after you.<bio>To explore our range of <a href="http://www.gettingpersonal.co.uk/romantic-presents/romantic-gifts.htm">romantic gifts</a> further, please visit our website at http://www.gettingpersonal.co.uk.</bio>]]></content:encoded>
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				<title>Top Ten Clues You Are Too Comfortable in Your Relationship</title>
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				<pubDate>Fri, 08 Aug 2008 20:50:17 +0000</pubDate>
		<category>flannel pj</category><category>grannie panties</category><category>cigarette smoking</category><category>foul mouth</category><category>closed doors</category><category>pubic area</category><category>foot pole</category>		<guid>http://www.artwoo.com/article/top-ten-clues-you-are-too-comfortable-in-your-relationship</guid>
		<description><![CDATA[Are you a woman who has gotten just a little too comfortable in your relationship? Take a look at the top 10 ways to send your man running right into the arms of another woman and see if perhaps you have gotten too comfortable.#1. You wear grannie panties - I don't think I need to explain what]]></description>
    <content:encoded><![CDATA[Are you a woman who has gotten just a little too comfortable in your relationship? Take a look at the top 10 ways to send your man running right into the arms of another woman and see if perhaps you have gotten too comfortable.<br><br>#1. You wear <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/grannie+panties" rel="tag">grannie panties</a> - I don't think I need to explain what these ugly underwear say to a man. Unless you are 70 years of age or older, don't go near these bloomers with a ten <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/foot+pole" rel="tag">foot pole</a>. Men hate them. Sexy women wear thongs or bikini's... or nothing... no matter what size buttocks they have.<br><br>#2. You have an open door bathroom policy. - Anyway you look at it... an open door bathroom policy stinks. There's not a man alive who gets turned on by seeing his woman on the pot, toilet, sh@$#%er... or can. Whatever you want to call it shut the door and remain private.<br><br>#3. You come to bed wearing <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/flannel+pj" rel="tag">flannel pj</a>'s, oversized tee shirts or God forbid... a tent moo moo. You are asking for trouble. Throw them away and buy something feminine to sleep in.<br><br>#4. You fail to shave your legs, armpits or hair around your <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/pubic+area" rel="tag">pubic area</a> - Sorry gals, we don't live in Europe... so shave for heaven's sake. Pubic hair should be cut trim for a fresh, clean appearance. Out of control hair anywhere on the body is a major turn off for most men.<br><br>#5. You burp and/or fart at will - Men love to do it.. they think it's funny and relaxing. Men hate to hear these foul excretions coming from their woman. If you must burp or fart, do it behind <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/closed+doors" rel="tag">closed doors</a> and hope your man doesn't hear it and/or smell it.<br><br>#6. You feel comfortable saying "no" to sex on a regular basis - Be prepared for your man to look elsewhere. Let's face it ladies... very few men are going to live a life of celibacy.<br><br>#7. You have the mouth of a truck driver - You know more four letter words than a long haired, <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/cigarette+smoking" rel="tag">cigarette smoking</a> truck driver named Denny. It's a turn off and not lady like. Keep your <a href="http://www.artwoo.com/tag/foul+mouth" rel="tag">foul mouth</a> to a minimum.<br><br>#8. You have bad toenails and fingernails - You know what I mean by "bad" -- dirty, chipped, half painted, rugged nails are a turn off to men. Sexy women have sexy looking nails.<br><br>#9. You constantly put the kids and/or family pet ahead of your man - Easy thing to do ladies, I know... our children and pets really depend on us and they love us unconditionally, all the time. However, if you make your man feel like he is second, third or even fourth in line for your affections, realize there is someone out there that will make him feel like the most important person in the world.<br><br>#10. Don't be a naive fool... - If you suspect that your husband/boyfriend is cheating, check his cellular phone call detail and text messages on the phone. Her number will show up guaranteed! If your man works every night and on weekends, you may want to follow him or have someone else follow him. How about your best girlfriend?<br><br>He could be spending time with a woman who doesn't burp, fart, wear grannie panties, who closes the bathroom door with clean, beautiful nails and who has all the time in the world to devote to your man.<br><br>Think about it ladies... if your man is worth keeping, it may take a little effort on your part. I have yet to find a man who does not agree with each and every one of these points.<bio>Jackie Mahaney is a dating and relationship journalist as well as an inspiring author of a novel titled, "Meet Delaney" and host of "Everyday Woman" found on <a href="http://www.womenwebtv.com">Women Web TV</a>. Mahaney writes about life's personal relationships with honesty, integrity and of course, humor! To learn more about her books, relationship events and web tv show, visit <a href="http://www.jackiemahaney.com">Jackie Mahaney</a>.</bio>]]></content:encoded>
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